The Watchtower is a scientific publication, and reading it - together with all the other WTS literature - will give a person the equivalent of a university degree:
- Well, the equivalent of one certain university degree, anyway.
i.e. A Bachelor of Stupidity, from the University of Bulolo (Frog Hollow Campus).
This I have been assured by the university's chancellor, the Reverend Harley Davidson!
Bill.